I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
tell me about the fingering
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