So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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