Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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