I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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