Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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