If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Randomize
