My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
