The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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