Non-Jews are for practice
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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