Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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