You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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