Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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