PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Randomize
