But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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