in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
COCAINE IS GR8
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