idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
