she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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