i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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