Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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