Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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