I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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