Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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