there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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