No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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