you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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