Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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