google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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