I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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