That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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