Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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