You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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