During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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