he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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