We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You're like the curious george of whores
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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