Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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