do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize