Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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