Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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