even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
How does it feel to date your dad?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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