but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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