I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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