I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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