i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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