you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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