WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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