But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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