I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Are we still banned from the library?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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