I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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