Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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