I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
