NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It was confusing and full of hummus
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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