All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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