After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Randomize