I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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