My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
