And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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